Subject: FW: College Days Date: Wed, 24 Feb 1999 11:37:29 -0500 From: Elizabeth Robinson To: "Family (E-mail)" , "Katie Gardner (E-mail)" , "Kim Kleisley (E-mail)" -----Original Message----- From: lisaBennet [SMTP:lmb239@email.psu.edu] Sent: Wednesday, February 24, 1999 1:56 PM To: klb267@psu.edu; exr177@psu.edu; krb173@psu.edu; kmh235@psu.edu; mkp127@psu.edu; broberts@kruncher.ptloma.edu Subject: Fwd: College Days --------------------------------------------------------------------- >From: DHStock98@aol.com >X-PH: V4.1@r02n06 >Date: Wed, 24 Feb 1999 05:21:35 EST >To: lmb239@psu.edu >Subject: College Days >X-Mailer: AOL 4.0 for Windows 95 sub 205 > > >From: KWS2250@aol.com >Return-path: >To: DHStock98@aol.com >Cc: HStoc45@aol.com >Subject: Fwd: from kareen >Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 16:37:40 EST >Mime-Version: 1.0 >Content-type: multipart/mixed; > boundary="part1_919851696_boundary" > >this was sent to me by cousin John Michael Geragotelis (air ops officer on the >Carl Vinson). thought you would enjoy it. >Return-Path: >Received: from rly-za02.mx.aol.com (rly-za02.mail.aol.com [172.31.36.98]) by > air-za04.mail.aol.com (v56.26) with SMTP; Sat, 20 Feb 1999 10:02:55 > -0500 >Received: from grana.ecrnoc.navy.mil (GRANA.ECRNOC.NAVY.MIL [206.37.202.149]) > by rly-za02.mx.aol.com (8.8.8/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) > with ESMTP id KAA29873; > Sat, 20 Feb 1999 10:02:35 -0500 (EST) >Received: by grana.ecrnoc.navy.mil; id KAA28794; Sat, 20 Feb 1999 10:57:43 > -0500 (EST) >Received: from unknown(138.180.6.69) by grana.ecrnoc.navy.mil via smap (4.1) > id xma028074; Sat, 20 Feb 99 15:56:14 GMT >Received: from FLAG.CCG3.navy.mil (ccg3.navy.mil [205.58.6.2] (may be forged)) > by grana5.ecrnoc.navy.mil (8.8.7/8.8.7) with ESMTP id OAA24744; > Sat, 20 Feb 1999 14:56:01 GMT >Received: by FLAG.ccg3.navy.mil with Internet Mail Service (5.0.1457.3) > id ; Sat, 20 Feb 1999 15:08:20 -0000 >Message-ID: <8823E3A2DE95D211A2B800E0290E8DFF01230D@FLAG.ccg3.navy.mil> >From: "N31, CDR Geragotelis, Air Operations Officer" >To: "'Don'" , "'Fin'" , > "'FLASK'" > , "'Fish'" , > "'Gary'" > , "'GTBob'" , > "'Hank'" > , > "'Hairball'" <72153.215@compuserve.com>, > "'hinks'" , "'Jack'" , > "'John D'" > , > "'Kareen and Jack'" , "'Kirbs'" > , > "'Lori G'" , > "'ME and JED'" > , > "'Michel-jokes'" , > "'Mooose'" > , "'Muffy'" , > "'Nick and Mary'" > , > "'Paul and Kelly'" , > "'Pete and Beth'" , > "'Quigs'" , > "'Ratliff'" , > "'Russ'" , > "'Scooter M'" , > "'scooter w.'" > , > "'Slinger'" , > "'Sparky'" > , > "'Stacy'" , "'Sterls'" > , > "'Stow'" , "'t. Calandra'" > , > "'Todd'" , > "'Wayyynnnne'" > , > "'Weasel'" >Subject: College humor >Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 15:08:18 -0000 >X-Priority: 3 >X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.0.1457.3) >Mime-Version: 1.0 >Content-type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII >Content-transfer-encoding: 7bit > >I was going to change this to ACC and Georgia Tech but I didn't know the >coach's name. Take care. > > >> A highly recruited high school football player was visiting Big Ten >> schools to try to find the best college for him. His first stop was >> at >> Michigan. When he got there the coach immediately picked up a golden >> telephone. After talking several minutes, he said, "Thank you, God," >> and hung up. The young man was shocked by this. He asked him what >> was >> so special about the golden phone. "Well, this phone is a direct line >> to God, and God tells us whether or not new recruits would be stars at >> our university." The athlete asked if he could use the phone to ask >> God >> what college he should pick. "Sure, you can! But it's going to cost >> you $250. >> Calling Heaven ain't cheap." The player didn't have that kind >> of money so he moved along. >> >> His next stop was in Ohio State. Once at the coaches office, the >> coach >> immediately picked up a golden telephone. After talking several >> minutes, he said, "Thank you, God," and hung up. The boy said, "Hey, >> I've seen those phones before. Can I use yours to call God and ask >> what >> college I should pick?" The coach said, "Sure, but it's going to >> cost >> you $150. Calling Heaven isn't cheap. Again, not having that kind of >> money, the lad left. >> >> His last stop was Penn State University. Upon arrival at the office, >> Coach Paterno picked up a golden telephone, talked to God, and said, >> "Thanks," and hung up. The boy just had to use that phone, so he >> said, >> "Coach, I really need to use that golden telephone so I can call God >> and >> ask him which college I should choose. From Michigan it was going to >> cost me $250. From Ohio State they wanted $150. So how much will it >> cost me to call Heaven from here at Penn State?" Coach Paterno smiled >> and said, "Nothing, son. It's a local call." >> >> GO PENN STATE!!!!! >> >