The Extractor

Soon my dad will be giving me a piece of paper with a detailed description of this Bad Machine so I can tell all you about it. I know there is probably alot of you men out there that would like to know what it is about this thing that allows it to continue to devour everything and everyone in it's path. Just ask Bob! Don't worry, all in due time. Just keep checking back regularly for an update.

Dad and Corey patiently await for the humiliation that comes for all of dad's next victim's!

This is Jason, my younger brother who is the Master Mechanic behind The Extractor. Him & dad built The Extractor together. Now, dad races it, and Jason keeps it finely tuned.

This is my Grandma Sally! She is very proud of her son, and his stomach. He's lost it since then, had too, couldn't zip his suit anymore! Once again, another first place trophy. This race was in Spokane, WA at the Off-Road Vehicle Park (ORV) located next to the prison. Don't have to worry much about the neighbors complaining! All in all, this day was 2/2 for 1st! Great Job Dad!

Here is my mom. She is kickin' back waitin' for my dad to whip the competion and hand her his latest trophy! Mom loves going to the races. 20 to 1 she can out yell ANYONE in the stands! Lets put it this way, there isn't anyone sitting around us that doesn't know we are with The Extractor! Way to go Mom!

Meet Bob! He used to be the best around these parts, till dad moved into town with The Extractor. Now Bob only dreams of someday beating my father. Keep it up Bob, the crowd admires you for tryin'!

Well, the day is done and the races are over. Once again, The Extractor goes away victorious! As dad loads it up on the trailor, we all prepare for a victory celebration at the local Pub! Right On Dad!