Thursday March 11, 2004
So I was thinking about this new joke, here's how it would go: "So have you people seen that new movie "The Passion of The Christ"? Well I for one will not go see it. The movie industry has capitalized enough of my world. What's next? "The Passion of The Christ 2. The return of Christ." I could just see it now, there would be a huge ad featuring his shadow and all the ad would say is "Happy Easter." What do you think of that?
Tuesday November 5, 2002
Nothing new on any of my pages but here's just something that I noticed awhile ago. I bet you all have heard that song song "Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics, well here's something interesting that I've noticed about the song. When they say "Oh some of them" it sound very much like "Ossa Bin," which creates some hilarious sentences like "Oh some of them wants to use you" and "Oh some of them wants to be used by you." Enjoy! Also you'll probably never listen to that song in the same way again, I apologize for that.
Monday October 29, 2002
Added some things about my school. Enjoy!
Friday October 25, 2002
Hey, great news! I found some of my jokes that I had written down a few months back. They're on the comebacks page because I was thinking of creating that page at the time. I hope you enjoy.
Tuesday (Afternoon) October 22, 2002
Geez, today I had the biggest test of the year and I overslept! I woke up at 9:00 for my 10:00 class and I thought that I would just lie down for a few more winks. Apparently my alarm clock didn't ring, and I even set it later too. So, I actually woke up at 10:08 and got to my class at 10:20. You want to know what finally woke me up? The UPS man! What a thing to happen! I was a little angry that the UPS man always comes when I have class, but apparently it paid off today. Well, just wanted you people to know the latest stupid thing in my life.
Tuesday October 22, 2002
So, I've finally decided to update my website. It's a good thing too. Why? I don't really know.
Well, I've created two new pages: My Comebacks and My School. I think that the titles of my pages pretty much tell you what's going to be on them. Well, I hope you like what you read. Oh yes, one more thing, as some of you already know I transferred to R.P.I. in the Fall of 2002, my school webpage is making fun of R.P.I. I just started those pages, so be kind and patient. Once again, enjoy.
August 13, 2002
So today I went to my first METS game. Because it was a METS game it wasn't the most exciting thing that happened to me that day. Here's what happened on the way back from the game.
I was sitting on the train and this lady who was standing next to me accidentally steps on my foot. She then she started to say that she was very sorry, and while I was rubbing my foot in agony I slowly said "It's okay, I have another one."
Now this might not seem very impressive to you, but keep in mind that I've thought about coming across this situation a million times in my head and never once was able to use the line (I'm a very cautious person) and this was a dream come true.July 29, 2002For my new "Keeper of Quality of Control," Miss Estes. You totally rock.
July 12, 2002I've added anohter quote and another rant on my page. Enjoy.
June 29, 2002I would like to say that this page is dedicated to all of my friends and family who made this page possible Without you people I would have no material, and I would be as boring as school. You complete me everybody! Hope you enjoy my page.
Ofcoarse the more that I do the more stuff I will be able to put on my page. So the more entertained I am, the more entertained you hopefull will be.
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