J I B B A    J A B B A . . .  \///// positron -  like hot sauce in the dick hole. \/////

POSITRON IS:
- KEVIN ST.MARTIN
     
-fine vocal stylings
      -funk bass guitar
      -splicer & wire master
      -aka 'mr. whitefolks'

- SAM LING
     
-crotch-hot guitar
      -sometimes-vocal hoe'in
      -bad turntablist
      -lover extraordinaire
      -aka 'destroyer'

- JIMMIE LYDA
     
-god of thunder
      -drummer boy
      -hot chocolate
      -aka 'king james'

- BRODY NEILANS
     
-light boy
      -aka 'pimpin' ken'
      -all-around hottie
      -
"stop talking to my sister"
- NATE FUNK
     
-master of the pimping game - 
         +case & point :
               Molly AssMeister
      -
aka 'Retard'

kevin, nat, destroyer, king james
*brody missing from above picture - he was busy cold lampin' and strutting his pimp-tite ass on the corner. 


 


NEWS:
                                  + under mad construction +
june 1 .00 ad
WORKING ON THE NEW PAGE
Oh yes
      
- the resurrection of the gayest band this side of San Fran.  All sorts of lifting of html from superior sites and other lazy-assed shit going on here.  Prepare for a fanciness in web-tronix that hasn't been seen since the release of Fancy Cat catfood.
      
- new goodz coming up as soon as this ho can do it, since this ho was laid off for "two days" from his secretary job so he has nothing to do 
               
+ so expect some new noise, pictures, & whatever the fuck we want to come up after that..

       - does anyone even go to this page?  i didn't think so.  but it's so shiny.    


Oh my
      
- positron's got tickets to see this hottie on the right June 23rd or something like that.  If you don't know who she is and you have a dilly dong betwixt your legs...
   ...you're most likely a bit homosexual.
     - yeah we're gonna be mackin' our fly selves with the young 'n britney wannabe chicks.  gettin' freaky freak with bout it one age digit wonders and getting arrested.  personally i can not wait to get a taste of honey and a taste of jail.  this pedophile talk is scary innit?  
                                          >>>>>>>>>>

How the HELL?
     
- so positron's "Summer's End" is something like 160 at www.garageband.com out of over 15,000 songs.  how does this happen?  umm we don't know.  anyways, this is not how positron is supposed to be [usual formula : (positron = losers)], but whatever, let it roll....
     
- clickety HERE to see for yourself




       britney - the holder of the sacred vaginal vessel

06.01.2000

^this many people wasted their time at this wack page