WHY DO I HAVE TO TAKE Accounting???
The Philosopher does Accounting?!?!
Ok, funny joke for ya...
here once was a shipwreck where the only survivors were an engineer, a lawyer, and an IRS Accountant...They find themselves adrift on a raft with an island in the distance... The engineer, using his technical skills and knowledge of physics, ties himself to the raft using a rope. He dives into the water and swims towards the island pulling the raft behind him. Sharks attack. The lawyer and the IRS Accountant barely manage to save him. Next, the lawyer, being pretty slick takes a piece of driftwood to beat off the sharks... With the rope and driftwood in hand he dives in determined to get the castaways to the island. At once, the sharks attack and the IRS Accountant and engineer save him... Finally, the IRS Accountant grows tired of all this... He dives into the water not even bothering with the rope or the driftwood. The sharks sweep in, but instead of attacking the IRS Accountant, they push the raft to the island as the IRS Accountant rides in on the back of the Great White Shark... The engineer and lawyer are amazed. "How did you do that?" they ask. "Professional etiquette," he replies.
Yes, I finally was forced to take an Accounting class... Oh, wait, it gets better! After suffering through first session I'm now taking Accounting II in the second summer session... Same prof at the same time, same room and everything... Don't worry, I'll stop crying soon... At least there are some really pretty women in the class... How about if I just give you the top ten things to do with your Accounting book?
TOP 10 things to do with YOUR Accounting book...
10. Press pretty flowers.
9. Press pretty insects.
8. Use it as paperweight on your already over-cluttered desk.
7. Leave out in obvious places to impress uninformed undergraduates.
6. Mail to the White House as an intimidation tactic.
5. Give it a walk-on part in a boring European existentialist play.
4. Just throw the stupid thing away.
3. Leave out for the rain and other forces of nature to reckon with.
2. Read it (ha ha ha).
And the number one thing to do with YOUR Accounting book...
1. Get a refund from bookstore so you can buy the weekend's beer supply (SAM ADAMS!!! Although a Margarita would be nice...)
Ok, maybe that wasn't the best, but I'm working with Accounting here so give me a break and be nice... Seriously though, for convenience sake and in the hopes that it helps all of the lovely and sweet women in my class I have decided to post my class notes here...
Oh yeah, I know that this is surprisingly similar to my Micro / Macro page, but trust me I'm working on this new internet web page project, too...
Class Notes
May 30th
June 6th
June 11th
June 13th
June 18th, Test Two
June 20th
June 25th
Let's all wish a Happy FIRSTBirthday to my Niece Jordan Michelle!!!
Born in New Brunswick, NJ on June 25, 2000 (lucky kid... gets a gift every six months for her b-day and then for Christmas...), 10:53 p.m. 6lbs, 11 oz; 19in (the EXACT same weight and height of her older brother Teddy)...
June 27th
Accounting II...
July 9th
July 11th
No Class, July 16th and 18th. Take Home test due Monday, July 23.
Now I would never, ever (wink, wink) share answers on a take home test... but I'm happy to say that I quickly and easily completed my take home test... Did I mention that my e-mail address is doc_h@yahoo.com?
July 23rd
July 25th... Oops, you mean we had class tonight? I missed...
July 30th
Test Two
August 6th
August 8th
And perhaps the best Accounting advice I can give you...
The Debits are on the side closest to the window!!!
Too much Accounting? Thirsty for a margarita???
Drink too many Margarita's? Enjoy some cures to hangovers...
Come visit the the rest of my homepage...
As I said earlier I'm taking Economics classes and have a Micro / Macro Economics web page as well.... Wow, the two classes should challenge each other to a baseball game... Ah, I love baseball! Years from now I’ll become Commissioner Jon, and will rule with an iron fist... I shall implement my plan for cheerleaders, Hooter’s restaurants in every stadium, abolishing the Designated Hitter... Sorry, where was I? Oh yes, I was talking about how I have an economics web page, too... So, I'll stir up some trouble here...
Question? Why did God create Accountants?
Answer. So Economists would have someone to laugh at!
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